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1996-10-06
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Dead Dog
Robin Clay
An 87 year old woman finds her dog passed out on the floor and rushes him
into a vet. The vet takes a look and says, "I'm sorry but your dog is
dead." The woman wails, "But doctor this can't be so, he is my only
family, please check again."
The Vet goes into the back and soon returns with a cat in a cage. He
opens the door and the cat circles the dog sniffing and slapping at the
dog with her paw. After a few swats the cat returns to the cage and the
Vet says, "See the dog is dead, he would never lie still for that other
wise.
The woman conceded and asked how much she owed. "$330.00," the Vet
replied. The woman almost passes out and asks, How can that be?"
"Well", replied the Vet, "it's $30.00 for the office visit and disposing
of the dog, then it's $300.00 for the CAT scan."
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